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move-over-dobby asked: Can you explain the "metaphor" jokes to me. These keep popping up on my dash, and I have no idea what they're referencing.

the-pietriarchy:

you see, you watch the joke on your dashboard, but you don’t understand or laugh about it

you don’t let it become a joke

it’s a metaphor 

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I swallow hard. I don’t think. I just bend my knees and jump. The air howls in my ears as the ground surges toward me, expanding and growing, or I surge toward the ground, my heart pounding so fast it hurts, every muscle in my body tensing as the falling sensation drags at my stomach. The hole surrounds me as I drop into darkness.

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Theo James for Bello Magazine

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inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor


Posted on April 17, 2014  ·  with 39606 notes
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muggleland:

draumbouy:

coca-cola can pull blood stains out of clothing. it can clean the engine block of a car. it can remove toilette bowl stains. aaaaand it is similar to the composition of battery acid

and yall fuckers drink this shit?

look at this cool guy. mister clean colon. thinkin he the shit cus he gonna live longer than the coke drinking master race„ go drink some water you fuckin lactose loving hippie


Posted on April 17, 2014  ·  with 58749 notes
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This is fag and New Yorker

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this is my favourite thing that has ever happened on glee

Posted on April 17, 2014
Filed under: #glee  #sry the quality sux  

You see, kids, right from the moment I met your mom, I knew…I have to love this woman as much as I can, for as long as I can, and I can never stop loving her, not even for a second. I carried that lesson with me through every stupid fight we ever had, every 5:00 a.m., Christmas morning, every sleepy Sunday afternoon, through every speed bump. Every pang of jealousy or boredom or uncertainty that came our way, I carried that lesson with me.

Posted on April 16, 2014  ·  with 10866 notes · via / source
Filed under: #how i met your mother  #tracy mcconnell